Friday, August 24, 2012

Lou Reed, Sit on My Face



According to one of Lou Reed's sex partners in the Andy Warhol Factory days of the 1960s, Lou's lover made the titular request, and Lou begrudgingly complied. It's the begrudgement that inspired this song. Please do not begrudge me and do sing this song to a dirty Lou Reed beat.
New York: Drella's Factory
Lou comes, then he zips to leave
Hey, man, you're not too cool to please
Keep your jacket and shades
but off with those jeans
I wanna come, too, Lou!

Paris: Nineteen-Seventy-Four
Le Marais, done up like your whore
Hey, Louis Daddy, won't you wait for me too?
First I let you fist me
then you came and pissed me
Now I gotta come, too, Lou!

Lou Reed, sit on my face
I really gotta finish, we've been edging for days
Lou Reed, sit on my face
Don't begrudge me when you fudge me -- what would Andy say?
Lou Reed, sit on my face
I'll eat your ass dirty, you can make me say, "Grace."

Don't switch off till I get off
Don't begrudge me, selfish boy
Don't switch off till I get off
Don't begrudge me, selfish boy
Don't switch off till I get OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Berlin: the Wall and me went down
You stood there like you owned both halves of town
Schoenberg boys swallowed all of your jizz
I dressed for you like Dietrich
You didn't give a shit
But I wanna come, too, Lou!

Downtown today
We're older, we're married
Meatpacking men died off or split
No more bareback like the old days -- not even for the kicks
Why must I still nag you and beg you to teabag you?
Fuck -- I gotta come, too, Lou!

Lou Reed, sit on my face
I really gotta finish, we've been edging for days
Lou Reed, sit on my face
Don't begrudge me when you fudge me -- what would Andy say?
Lou Reed, sit on my face
I'll eat your ass dirty, you can make me say, "Grace."

Don't switch off till I get off
Don't begrudge me, selfish boy
Don't switch off till I get off
Don't begrudge me, selfish boy
Don't switch off till I get OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Lou Reed, sit on my face
I really gotta finish, we've been edging for days
Lou Reed, sit on my face
Don't begrudge me when you fudge me -- what would Andy say?
Lou Reed, sit on my face
I'll eat your ass dirty, you can make me say, "Grace."

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