Cold Beer and Sex from the Rear

I performed this song in a bar in a Seattle suburb, backed by my cousin Bob on drums. We were asked not to return. Like David Allan Coe with a Prince beat when done right.
 

(D) Short skirt and a six-pack (E) we were lovers at first sight

She had (G) "tastes great, less filling" (D) tattooed across her thighs

(D) I met her Milwaukee (E) She was really quite a case

She said, (G)"Good to see you, daddy, but don't do me (D) face to face

(C) COLD BEER AND (G) SEX FROM THE REAR

(Em) POP THAT CAN, OPEN WIDE, (A) SLAP YOUR CHEEKS MAKE YOU CRY

(C) COLD BEER AND (G) SEX FROM THE REAR

(Em) SHAKE THAT BOOTY SIDE TO SIDE

(A) SMILE AT ME WITH YOUR BIG BROWN EYE

(G) I buttered up my Brando

(D) We tangoed in the sheets

(G) I put my mouth to Mickey's

(D) Like malt liquor she's sweet

(G) St. Ives, Schlitz, Colt 45

(D) I'm a smooth-taste fooler

(G) Sliding in your backdoor

(Bm) I'm a King Cobra, brother

(D) Frosty double 40s, (E) I coulda pitched a fit

She had (G) Anhauser-Busch (D) tattooed across her tits

(D) She worried that I might (E) mess up her hair

I said, (G) "I won't pull your 'do. Get your (D) ass in the air"

(C) COLD BEER AND (G) SEX FROM THE REAR

(Em) POP THAT CAN, OPEN WIDE, (A) SLAP YOUR CHEEKS MAKE YOU CRY

(C) COLD BEER AND (G) SEX FROM THE REAR

(Em) SHAKE THAT BOOTY SIDE TO SIDE

(A) SMILE AT ME WITH YOUR BIG BROWN EYE

(G) Once I drank a light beer and (D) they called me a queer

(G) But tranny fanny's just as good -- (D) especially if she's packing Bud

(G) Miller, Stroh's, (D) Coors or Michelob

(Bm) Deliveries in back

(G) Go for the gusto (D)

(C) COLD BEER AND (G) SEX FROM THE REAR

(Em) POP THAT CAN, OPEN WIDE, (A) SLAP YOUR CHEEKS MAKE YOU CRY

(C) COLD BEER AND (G) SEX FROM THE REAR

(Em) SHAKE THAT BOOTY SIDE TO SIDE

(A) SMILE AT ME WITH YOUR BIG BROWN EYE